Wizard Of Oz - Film Trailer

Preview of forthcoming attractions!!!Eddie lets Suldog have it with a final demand, "Let my people go or ye shall feel the wrath of my staff!"

Suldog defiantly says, "No! By all the saints on a pogo-stick, I'll not let them go!"

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The ultimate show down is coming - can the Wicked Witch of the West resist the powers of light?

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And now appearing shortly at a cinema near you!

(Where else you stupid idiots!)

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A true story - that actually happened!!

filmed in glorious Panoramic Technicolor

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You'll be laughing in you seats! You'll be crying in the dark! You'll be frightened in the aisles!

There's romance! There's intrigue! There's danger! There's mystery!

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Gaston Studios

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proudly presents

another epic production

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directed by

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Cecil B de Thrill

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with a star studded cast

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in

THE WIZARD OF OZ

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starring

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Jackie of Teacher's Pet, as Dorothy

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Suldog, as the wicked Witch of the West
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Eddie Bluelights, as the Strawman
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David McMahon as The Wizard of Oz

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God of Another World as The Tin Man

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A surprise guest artist as The Lionman
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also starring
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The lovely Meredith Teagarden as a good witch of the North

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The equally levely Janine as Glenda, the good witch of the South

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The stunningly attractive Marguerite with her beautiful green eyes, as yet another good witch, with her enticing Cajun Delights, leapard dancing shoes and shrimps

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and introducing

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laugh a minute Marcy of Blessings Each Day

plus her Village People

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plus lots of other guest stars appearing

with

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Lots of other witches

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Lots of Munchkins

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Winkins

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Winged Flying monkeys

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The Crystal Jigsaw

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The mysterious Lakeviewer

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(and so it goes on)

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Join us in our travels along the yellow brick road in search of The Wizard of Oz in the Emerald City - with all the dangers ensuing - see The Lady in a Window trapped and Being Held Hostage in Suldog's castle - then gallantly rescued by Eddie! Can he do it with the others?

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Only by seeing this epic film can all the answers be revealed to these fascinating questions

Just what made this charming little baby playing with his yellow ducks

change into this evil wicked Witch of the West

The mind boggles!

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Will Eddie get a brain? . . . Will the tin man get a heart? . . . Will the lion man get courage?

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Suldog cannot stand water! or is it H2SO4?
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What will he do when confronted with the final stand off?
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Can he prevent the Exodus?
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Can the forces of light prevail?
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Will Eddie's Angels come to the rescue?
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or will blogland remain under the spell of that evil witch?
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Will Eddie get the girl this time or will he be jilted yet again?
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And who is the girl?
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Is she the delectable Marguerite with those enticing green eyes and leopard skin dancing shoes?
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Or is she Eddie's riding companion Meredith with her romantic choice of music and her liking of polite, romantic men in uniforms with a keen sense of humour?
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Or is she Lola - a lively and sexy Italian girl - or has she a mad crush on Suldog? and will she swap sides?
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Could it be the lovely Janine? The beautiful good witch, Glenda? Time will tell!
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And what is Dorothy up to with that dude in the boat - who is he? Is he Kenny Rogers?
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And just who are all the Village People?
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A further announcement will be made by Eddie when he actually gets round to writing the blooming thing!! - Certainly before Christmas!!

WHAT! NOT WRITTEN YET!

NOW LOOK HERE MISTER - I'VE GOT £2 MILLION BUCKS RIDING ON THIS!

GET WRITING OR I'LL BUST YOUR ARSE (or is it ASS?)

Sorry! After my dinner I will start writing! OK?