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Wednesday, 18 December 2019

NUN JOKE



The Sunday Muse #86A


I could not resist using this great prompt as a vehicle for a Nun joke





Sister Marguerite was attending her duties when she noticed some of her sisters looking at her in a rather strange way, giggling and some making rather strange comments.

"Ah! sister Marguerite", said sister Cleo, "I can see you got out of bed the wrong side this morning!" and laughed and wandered off.

Sister Bernadette looked at her quizzically and said, "Did you get out of bed the wrong side today?"

"No, I'm ok, thanks, nothing wrong or unusual!"

"Sister Marguerite!!", said sister Theresa, "I can see you got out of bed the wrong side today!"

"No, I'm ok , , honestly!"

This went on all morning and she was beginning to get annoyed and made some curt comments herself as the morning wore on, 

Eventually she met Mother Superior who looked her up and down and was about to speak when Sister Marguerite cut her short by saying, "People have been asking me all morning if there is something wrong with me. Honestly, if anyone else asks me if I got out of bed the wrong side I shall explode, even if I have to say three Hail Marys as a penance."

"Well, my dear Sister Marguerite, I was not going to ask you that question but I do have another question I would like to ask.

"Why are you wearing the Bishop's shoes?"


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No offence meant, just good humour, if any Nun's are reading.


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14 comments:

  1. Oh dear! πŸ˜‚. Good to hear from you Eddie. Best wishes for a wonderful Christmas.

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    1. Thanks Michelle, and a very Happy Christmas to you and family.
      I miss it when we had more bloggers and had more fellowship. I have wandered over to Instagram with some others but it is not the same quite. I'll still pop by to see you now and then. ☺

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  2. Thanks for this Eddie! I needed some laughter to make my day! It is funny that the only joke I have ever been able to remember is a Nun joke. It is a different one and a bit naughty, but once in a blue moon I will tell it. It was wonderful seeing you at the Muse twice Eddie.

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    1. Lol, I think by now you have noticed I love to unleash my sense of humour whenever I can. ROFL. Sorry, God, and the rest 'upstair' but I think they had a chuckle as well. 😊

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    2. Are you going to email me your Nun joke? . . lol

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    3. I can LOL....and yes, I think God has a sense of humor, and chuckling in Heaven happens frequently. Have a wonderful Christmas Eddie!

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  3. OH, I love this! ha ha I see you mentioned bloggers above Poets United and dVerse are quite active...

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    1. Lol. So fun isn't it.
      Thanks for that, I will try them. 😊

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  4. Hi Eddie - a great response ... with lots of 'knowing nuns' around - loved the story - cheers and have a happy Christmas and New Year with Rosie and Peter and family ... all the best for 2020 - Hilary

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    1. Thanks, Hilary. Lol
      Wishing you a Happy Christmas. 😊

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    1. Thank you Az. I can hear your laughter which is music to my ears.

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