When my hits drop my comments drop
Eat a lot,
Become inefficient at their jobs,
Degrade their company businesses,
Write to their bosses, who become unhappy, eat a lot and get fat.
Just imagine, indirectly you might be contributing to the national obesity problem, or worse, global obesity. Further, you might, indirectly, be the cause of global recession, global unemployment and global unhappiness - all because I cannot blog anymore.
So the conclusion is I may have to resign so you don't get fat and the world does not sink into depression (both personal and economic). So perhaps you'd better let me go unless you can free me some time to blog in order to save the world.
My comments will increase.
The global population will be happy, productive and prosperous - all because of you, Boss. Aren't you kind?
Just a little mental doodle of what I might say if I had a boss!! LOL. Oh I have, Mrs Bluelights so I'd better send it to her. LOL