The Sunday Muse #84
Culinary Disasters On The Wall
The evidence in my kitchen is plain to see
My cooking is wanting to the nth degree.
Years of grime and greasy fat
Cling to walls of my one bed flat.
With huge high hopes I read each recipe
I read each twice with sheer necessity.
Ingredients prepared with loving hands
Made it safely to my pots and pans.
All went well until the cooking,
Was it something I'd been overlooking?
Because each heartbreaking burnt disaster,
Spattered walls and the ceiling plaster
My simple intentions to inspire
Ended in a raging chip pan fire.
It's a wonder I am alive to tell
Frequent disasters which did not go well.
That explains the wall erosion
Years and years of pan explosion.
Now I do not cook at all
It's ready meals from the local stall.
Eddie Bluelights
1 December 2019
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Ha... it seems like a better solution to eat out...
ReplyDeleteYes, indeed.
DeleteFicticious kitchen disasters though as you might have guessed. O
Peppers. In your case it is best to order out
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. 😂
DeleteOrdering out is easier on the kitchen for sure! Love this Eddie and so glad to see you here. We have missed you!
ReplyDeleteThanks Carrie. Could not resist making this another fun one. 😂
DeleteOrdering in is the best idea.
ReplyDeleteWho cleans your kitchen after all your kitchen disasters?!
Indeed.
DeleteI'd never let it get like that really. 😊
At least the meals were epic. :)
ReplyDeleteTrue. 😊
DeleteThis poor kitchen the result of a terrible cook. Certsinly looks like a feasible explanation to me Eddie!
ReplyDeleteI ever was agoodcook, but enjoy wonderful meals. 😊
DeleteLove this!!! I should have gifted you the free flat.
ReplyDeleteExtremely kind of you Helen. 😊
DeleteOh goodness, Eddie, thanks so much for a hearty laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteYou are most welcome, Shay, I dare not ask you what you would like me to cook for you . . lol
DeleteThis made me smile!
ReplyDeleteThanks Sherry.
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