Upon arriving home one evening this week I was greeted by my charming wife, Mrs Bluelights. "Have you been money laundering?" she asked.
"Not to my knowledge! - why?"
"You left this in your trouser pocket and it must have slipped out!"
"When the washing machine finished I found it staring at me through the glass door."
"It was all soggy and limp!
Would you like me to iron it for you?" LOL